stackoverflow上一个征集笑话的帖子，反响挺热烈，有些还蛮好笑的 http://stackoverflow.com/questions/234075/what-is-your-best-programmer-joke
Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.
Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that's a hardware problem
Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Yes.
Why programmers like UNIX:
who && gawk && uname && talk && date && wine && touch && unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes; yes; more; yes; umount && make clean && sleep
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says "Hello World!" and meet up his friend Baz
等等
via http://www.aqee.net/vulgar-joke/
Saying that Java is nice because it works on every OS is like saying that anal sex is nice because it works on every gender.
Q: how many programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: none, that's a hardware problem
Q: How many prolog programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Yes.
Why programmers like UNIX:
who && gawk && uname && talk && date && wine && touch && unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes; yes; more; yes; umount && make clean && sleep
A foo walks into a bar, takes a look around and says "Hello World!" and meet up his friend Baz
等等
via http://www.aqee.net/vulgar-joke/
Select Language